For the bargain price of $42,000 a year, you can have classes for a college degree, room, board, and various activities, including how to masturbate.
Whoops. Sorry. Didn't mean to catch you off guard there. Then again, I imagine that some folks at the Ford Memorial Chapel at Allegheny College would have been caught off guard had they wandered in to find a woman offering options for masturbation other than the awkward, claw-like motion a woman must use to get her fingers inside her vagina.
Friends, you can't make this stuff up. Read the full story here.
I have to be honest. I have not been blogging much lately because of an avalanche of other activities, responsibilities, and writing projects. I am not sure why I am posting on this topic. I supposed it is because a Christian colleague shared it with me, and I went up in flames.
Forty-two thousand dollars a year! Even if I were not a Christian, I would yank my child out of that school so fast while demanding a refund it would make the bursar's head spin. I am all for academic freedom when it comes to research, but give me a break. Someone who is in the process of obtaining an undergraduate degree needs to spend fees on being taught how to masturbate? How shall I rant? Let me count the ways.
And then there is the fact that this event was held in the school's chapel. In addition to selling inside the chapel hats, t-shirts, and buttons with the program's name, "I Heart the Female Orgasm," the chaplain said that, "she saw nothing wrong with the event, and hoped students would feel comfortable attending a religious service there later."
My question is why keep up any pretense? What a bunch of wimps. They should have the courage to say, "F-Christians and the God they worship," dip them in wax, and light their dinner parties with human torches, Nero-style. That would at least be more honest.
Then again, I am the reactionary. I am the one making mountains out of mole hills. I am the conspiracy theorist who says that such a godforsaken, hedonistic, travesty of an academic activity could have been predicted given the ever more open embrace and teaching of perversion in our secondary schools. I am the nut job to question how a parent could in good conscience bless a child's academic pursuits at such a place.
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